You Might Be A Thanksgiving Redneck If...
* You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.
* Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.
* You've ever re-used a paper plate.
* If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool
Whip on the side.
* If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
* On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
* Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.
* Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.
* Your stuffings secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.
* Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.
* Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.
* You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
* The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road."
* You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
* You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
* Your secret family recipe is illegal.
* You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.
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